Please Don't Waste My Time...

Hey, let's get to the point. Understand that I'm very arrogant, rude, abrupt and bigoted and yea I know everything. But you see I don't care. Why? Well at age 46 I am mistaken for 23 old by someone every month. I am far too interesting to be sitting here writing this, so I'll keep it brief. My body doesn't control my life. I control it. I work out how much circulation I need, how many wrinkles I can live with, how much pain I can bear, how much cartilage I need to grow... All of these things are REALLY easy for me with L-arginine. See!

Ha Ha! Have you seen proof like that elsewhere? Yeah show me! Can you heal every single cell of your body? Yeah?

I'm the real McCoy. I know you don't want to hear this, but you wish you were as healthy as me, else why would you be reading this? Also you already know that there are thousands of snake oil sites on the internet, don't you? I am guessing that you even bought some of their stuff. So. Were you impressed? I'm not! No way! Do these quacks really understand their bodies and how to heal them? Again, where's the proof?

How to briefly improve your circulation with hot and cold baths? So? Well arginine can make you young and healthy. And it's quite EASY. You will quickly notice great improvements in your health that you will be angry that you didn't work it out yourself. But then you will be happy anyway when you see that your seemingly incurable health problems were never real to begin with.

By now you are asking: who the %@*$# is this Arrogant Jerk?

Actually, I'm the guy that gets asked by the eighteen year old checkout chick "What are you doing tonight? I'm lonely". I can hear you thinking "What a tosser!" I know - you are right, but I'm just a fool who is young, dumb and full of arginine and I simply don't give a rats. What you see is what you get! If I get up your nose because I'm arrogant, rude and immature, why don't you buzz off and visit some quack's sales hype online or perhaps the MEDICAL INDUSTRY. You and I will never be friends, but I CAN help you restore your heart health, circulation, sex life, wound healing, mental health and immunity to where it was years ago - with arginine. I'm guessing that you may have some idea already, but if not you will be astonished when I show you.

Please don't start on about those health quacks on the internet and television. They ONLY make money by selling DVDs and books on health "info" that you can find in your local library. Get it? Rather than wanting to help you by sharing their "secrets" ;) they are RACKETEERS. The same outdated diets and remedies are packaged differently by different quacks over and over. You'll get books with over 700 pages. Next you'll get CDs with eight hours of lectures. I'm getting bored just writing about it.

I must admit that I am lazy. I just want a simple solution. Let's just get to the basics. The thought of reading 700 pages of quackery makes me feel nauseous. Let's be honest. Are these greedy quacks going to change your life for all to see (Hey you've changed!)? Unless you are a TOTAL moron, you will read the SAME useless information yet again. We all know you need antioxidants. I don't need to view a 82 minute CD to find out, nor a whole book. We ALL know it's important to get regular exercise and sleep. Do I need to buy several audiotapes and CDs for $656 to learn that? Quantity does not equal quality.

Unlike these quacks selling their "cures", I'm not even telling you who I am. I'm not interested in fame. But they hold interviews and seminars. Actually they were rejected by some chick, or the kids laughed at them at school. Fame is no use to me. I get younger every year and I help hundreds do likewise without although I ever meeting them. I have learnt much more about my body since that photo was taken last year, dealt with some significant health problems, but look even younger. I have found out ways to control tooth decay and things you would think impossible

Ok this is it!

So how do I maintain good health with age? I have spent years collecting hundreds of secrets that work. I read scientific journals but am open minded enough to try folk remedies. I test everything on myself.

But what is knowledge? Nothing if you don't apply it right? For example I am the only person I know who takes a soupspoon of cod liver oil daily. Others KNOW that heart disease is practically unknown amongst the eskimos because they eat mainly fish, but who will do something about it?

I feel great from taking my daily cod liver oil high in vitamins A, D and omega 3. There is only ONE THING that is of better value. That is l arginine.

Hey check this! Scientific research including nobel prize winning studies show that:

• 9.5g of arginine taken daily increases circulation by 30% in heart patients.
• Arginine supplementation halts plaque formation in arteries.
• Taking 10g - 30g (or 60g if you are brave) of arginine on an empty stomach releases growth hormone and makes you younger.
• Arginine boosts the immune system and wound healing.
• Arginine supplementation virtually guarantees sexual performance.
• Growth hormone reduces wrinkles through thicker skin.
• Arginine boosts growth hormone which darkens gray hair.
• Arginine boost growth hormone. I grow hairs immediately I commence arginine supplementation on an empty stomach.
• Arginine boosts growth hormone for better sleep.
• Arginine boosts growth hormone for more energy.
• Arginine boosts growth hormone for improved sight and hearing.
• Arginine boosts growth hormone WHICH MAKES NERVES REGENERATE.
• Arginine boosts growth hormone which increases bone, cartilage, liver and kidney mass.
• Arginine boosts growth hormone which elevates mood
• Arginine is naturally found in the body and we are all deficient.
• Arginine for better erections, and enhanced sexual experiences for women.
• Arginine even increases sperm count and can cure infertility in men.

And that's all that I am going to say on this. If it hasn't sunk into your thick skull it's simply too late. If you want to be young, dumb and full of cum like me, here is your opportunity to take arginine. Are you satisfied with your current situation? Are you happy being a human wreck? If so, find yourself a QUACK. ELSE, order your arginine NOW! It's that simple. I won't be begging you to buy. The truth is this: You need me but I don't need you. I'm already blooming with health and you are NOT, and anyway at THIS PRICE I'm giving its away!

Whatever you decide, I will be behaving as 23 year olds do. If you see me around, please don't say "Hi". I'm just too young and cool for us to be seen together!

To Being an Arrogant Young Jerk,

Yours Truly.

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