Don't Waste My Time...

Let's get to the point. I need you to understand that I'm really arrogant. I'm rude. I'm abrupt and bigoted and I know everything. And I don't care. Because at 46 I am mistaken for 23 by someone just about every month. I am much too interesting to be sitting here writing this now. So I'll keep it brief. My body doesn't rule me. I rule it. I decide just how much blood flow, how many wrinkles, how much pain I want to feel. How much cartilage I want to grow, HOW HEALTHY MY HEART IS... All these things are really easy for me. See!

Have you seen any proof like that elsewhere? Yeah sure. Can you heal every cell of your body easily? Yeah really?

I'm the "real McCoy". Like it or not, you wish you were healthy like me, else you wouldn't be reading this. For the same reason you already know that there are hundreds of "snake oil" heart disease sites online - don't you? You have probably even bought some of their materials. Well, were you impressed by them? Not me. Not by a long shot. Do these quacks have an understanding of basic healing principles? Where is their proof?

How to slightly reduce the risk of heart disease by getting drunk every day? So what? I know how to make you 23 years old permanently. And it's EASY. Rapid improvement in your health is so assured that you will be angry that you didn't work it out for yourself. But then you will be overjoyed when you realize that the current restrictions in your life are simply an illusion.

So Who the @#$% am I?

I'm the guy that gets asked by the 18 year old shop assistant "What are you doing tonight? I'm lonely". I can hear you thinking "What a nincompoop!" You're right of course, but I'm a young fool at heart and I don't give a rats. I go straight to the heart of the matter. If I get up your nose because I'm immature, rude and arrogant why don't you go and read some heart surgeon quack's website or visit the MEDICAL INDUSTRY. We don't need to be friends, but I will help you restore the unrestricted blood flow through your heart to where it was when you were 23 years old. I guess by now you are wondering what I have to sell. When I show you, your heart will leap.

Please don't start raving about the "heart disease quacks" on television and the internet. The ONLY money they make is by selling CDs and books on heart disease "cures" that you can learn from any book on health and nutrition in any library, anywhere. Get it? Rather than being genuinely interested in trying to help you and share their 'heart health secrets' (they don't have any - believe me!) they are RACKETEERS. The same mundane heart health theories are presented differently by new quacks again and again. You'll get books of 700 pages plus. Next you'll get DVDs with 8 hours of lectures. How boring!

If you are anything like me then you are lazy! I am looking for answers that work. I want to find the heart of the problem without all the mumbo jumbo. I want to know how to heal the body by applying methods that work. Just thinking about reading 700 pages of quackery makes me feel sick. Be honest. Are these quacks going to teach you something which will change your life and cure heart disease? Unless you are a total moron, you will read the SAME information yet again. We all know you need antioxidants like anthocyanin in red wine and black cherries for heart health. I don't need to watch a 83 minute DVD to find out, nor a whole chapter of a book. We all know it's important to get regular exercise to prevent heart disease. Do I need several audiotapes and videos to learn that? What am I saying here? The sheer amount of material that these people are peddling simply doesn't mean that it is of much value.

Unlike these quacks selling their latest "heart disease cures", I won't even tell you who I am. I am not interested in fame and glory. They hold seminars and interviews. They just can't get over some painful rejection, or grandma thinks the world of them. Fame is of no use to me. I get younger every year and I help thousands do the same without ever meeting them. And I have learnt heaps about my body since that photo was taken last year, solved some serious threats to my health and look even younger. I have found out ways to eliminate tooth decay and things you would never think of.

Now for the Nitty Gritty

So what is it that I do to maintain a healthy heart with age? I have spent years gathering dozens of secrets that work. I devour scientific journals, while listening out for old wives' tales. And I test everything on me first.

You came here because you have heart disease which is simply due to blocked arteries. This kills 40% of people in the western world, and afflicts the lifestyles of most of the others. It is also highly related to sexual dysfunction. It is totally unnecessary of course.

You have an arginine deficiency as do most westerners because of their diet.

It has been proven in numerous scientific studies over the last decade that heart patients taking 9.5g of arginine a day showed a 29% increase in circulation and 63% reduction in plaques in the arteries within a month. They consequently were able to walk further without pain. Other studies showed how plaque formation stopped completely with arginine supplementation.

There you have it. If you want to be young, dumb and full of cum like me, here is your opportunity. Are you satisfied with your current situation? Are you happy being a human wreck? If so, find yourself a quack. Otherwise, order your arginine NOW. It's that simple. I won't plead with you to buy. The truth is you need me, and I don't need you. I'm already blooming with health and you aren't.

Whatever you decide, I'll be behaving like a 23 year old. If you ever bump into me, please don't say hello. I'm much too young and interesting for us to be seen together.

To Being an Arrogant Young Know All,

Yours Truly.

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